Oh myy god that girl who called me slut on a uni dance party last year, is now dating that ginger guy whose been flirting with me for months, HOW DOES.MY ASS TASTE HUH?
can y’all stop reblogging that tweet with the “i scared the mexican woman in my backyard” because that picture is of a native mexican woman who gave birth on the lawn of the hospital that refused to treat her and tbh that tweet is messed up
I’ll never forget the 5-7 day full blown meltdown I had after I saw this for the first time. You got peaceful yet half upright Louis Tomlinson, practically sleeping with one eye open. You got overly trusting Harry “I Love Lying On The Ground” Styles flopped back and open to the world. THEN YOU GOT ZAYN MALIK CURLED AROUND HIS LUGGAGE WITH LIAM PAYNE AT HIS BACK. LIAM TAKES THE OUTSIDE POSITION, THE SPACE CLOSEST TO POSSIBLE DANGERS, AND HE KEEPS ZAYN SAFE. LIAM PROTECTS ZAYN FROM EVERYTHING WITH HIS BODY AS A SHIELD, LIKE A SOLDIER IN A TRENCH. LIAM WATCHES OVER ZAYN EVEN IN SLUMBER. BURY ME IN IT.
Okay okay okay okay
I just gained some courage and snogged my professor.
Im gonna regret this tomorrow when i willl see him and w’ll talk about his 5 years old daughter hahhahahhaahhahaha
*sees picture of Zayn*
*wheeeze* DID ANYBODY ELSE NOTICE ZAYN WAS WEARING LEATHER PANTS *gasps for breath*
ashleyematthews: Harry styles just shoved a cupcake in @emilycgordon ‘s face. Then paid our bar tab.
do other girls actually go to bed with their bras on or is that just in movies because i would never wear a bra to bed its like going to bed with tape on your mouth
You come to my house, you disrespect free u2 album